It is easy to make mistakes when learning Chinese. It is a complex language.
Inka pranked me. “Wall” means “Qiang” (墙) in Chinese. “Juice” means “Guozhi”果汁) and “Shabby” means ” Po land de” (破烂的). In Chinese the three words together sounds like “I am an idiot.”
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One of the many things I like about Guiyang is the street food. I took a half hour bus ride to get home last night (about 30 cents) and had the munchies. So in front of my house is a little BBQ where I bought three beef and green pepper kabobs and a baby squid on a stick. All were roasted over charcoal in front of me and spiced to perfection (another $2.50). So for $3.00 I had a ride and a respectable midnight snack.
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NBA Champion Jeremy Lin didn’t feel appreciated in the NBA and he feels like he has a lot left to give. China is competetive and has poached this top NBA player for the Beijing Ducks. Good for China, Beijing, and the Ducks, and also good for NBA players that don’t feel appreciated.
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I am not going to post a video of butchering pigs. Yesterday I had an experience that will always stick out in my memory. I was at a friend’s house for dinner and the matriarch of the household, very old (older than me), was watching a video on her cell phone. She was laughing hysterically. This is Ms. Wang’s mother for those of you who know the Wang family. They are charming people. I have often come to dinner for authentic Guizhou food, very good food.
So I happened to call Ms. Wang about suppertime and she immediately invited me to dinner with her family. I was quite hungry and I was nearby the Zhongtian Gardens, where Ms. Wang’s mother lives. I was quite hungry and dinner was about ready. Ms. Want’s mother was looking at her cell phone and laughing, a lot. She brought the phone over to show me and it was a frantic pig, a bloody pig, bleeding from a cut throat and running all over the room. I was somewhat horrified. I kind of agree with this PETA group that wants us to be kind to animals. So I was laughing too, but not at the hurt pigs, at the elderly lady who was enjoying the video so much. She kept pushing the video in front of me to watch more. I did.
I was very hungry when I showed up for dinner, and I recovered from the trauma enough to have a fine Guizhou dinner, but it really showed me the culture difference. Perhaps every older Chinese who lived on a farm once has seen the pig butchered. They have also seen their share of screw ups. I like to watch the dog videos where dogs tip the canoe over or push somebody into the swimming pool etc. Funny. Well this was a compilation of pig slaughters gone bad. The common them was they had the pig indoors ready to butcher, and they cut the pig’s throat. Somehow the cut wasn’t clean and the pig got away. So this was a compilation of pig slaughters gone bad and people were getting knocked all over the room, covered in pig blood. Trying to catch and kill an angry bloody pig isn’t so easy.
It usually took several men to catch the pig. A bloody pig seems about the same as a greased pig. After catching it they had to cut his throat and with the pig struggling, it took several slashes and stabs. The bloody pigs were eventually caught and killed but every video had all the people in the room covered in blood, room full of blood, and an angry pig. If you are accustomed to seeing pig blood because you have slaughtered pigs before, the video seems quite funny. My laughter was very nervous because that the old lady was having so much fun watching it. Also, I was on the verge of spoiling my dinner. I just mark it down to a cultural difference, but I won’t soon forget it. Funny.
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It was a cool, late November evening and the usual suspects were gathered at the new Obsession Jazz Music Restaurant and Bar. Things were warming up quite nicely when the Guiyang Orchestra finished their jazz concert. Apparently some of the musicians weren’t done playing because they came to the Obsession. Then the night really got hot. . . .
A Hot Night at the Obsession (Youtube)
A Hot Night at the Obsession (Youku)
(Youtube is best outside China and Youku is best in China)
By the way, I was working with a cell phone — Huawei 10 Plus, which is quite a good little unit for sound and video. Unfortunately there were a few operator errors. You might catch the hand in front of the camera. Also, I accidentally chopped a guy’s head off (sorry about that). Maybe the most annoying problem was with the guy beside me that kept pounding on the table. His table was next to mine and was actually touching. You can see him kind of keeping beat by the disruptions in the video . . . oh well. Finally, the oversized music stands are good for hiding behind if you are a shy musician, but they are murder if you are watching the show or trying to film it. In fact, there are a lot of problems with this video, except the music.
Having taught English in schools around Guizhou over the years, I have called attendance many times, and never gotten all the names right. That is why I really relate to this poor teacher who is having trouble in an American classroom :
Say Your Name Right !